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CHLOENIGHTHORSE The only nobody in Los Angeles, since mid-2017
Men Tell [Some]!
Aug 1

Aug 1 Men Tell [Some]!

Chloe Gordon
The Bachelorette, The Bachelor, Rachel

A cool episode in which the Bachelor Nation forgives a sociopathic racist.

Mama Kathy's House (is the show I wish I were watching)
Jul 26

Jul 26 Mama Kathy's House (is the show I wish I were watching)

Chloe Gordon
Rachel, The Bachelor, The Bachelorette

In the show of my dreams, Rachel's mom is tearing down men for ten straight weeks.

Bang A Gong
Jul 18

Jul 18 Bang A Gong

Chloe Gordon
The Bachelorette, The Bachelor, Rachel

On tonight's episode, we explore the darker side of the Aspen, Colorado Yoga Community. Oh, and Rachel sucks.

Effing Bryan, Man
Jul 14

Jul 14 Effing Bryan, Man

Chloe Gordon
The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Rachel

Everything sucks. Peter agrees.

A Great Victory For The Non-Handsome Whites
Jun 29

Jun 29 A Great Victory For The Non-Handsome Whites

Chloe Gordon
Rachel, The Bachelor, The Bachelorette

Two guys you don't care about are still in this, somehow.

A Pacifist, A Racist, and Jack Stone Walk Into A Bar
Jun 29

Jun 29 A Pacifist, A Racist, and Jack Stone Walk Into A Bar

Chloe Gordon
Rachel, The Bachelor, The Bachelorette

Please let us out of this Bryan Abasolo armlock. 

True Love Always Involves Blimps
Jun 20

Jun 20 True Love Always Involves Blimps

Chloe Gordon
Rachel, The Bachelor, The Bachelorette

ABC doesn't deserve Rachel and Dean.

The Former President For Life Of Turkmenistan Is My New Favorite Dictator
Jun 14

Jun 14 The Former President For Life Of Turkmenistan Is My New Favorite Dictator

Chloe Gordon
Tourism, Foreign Correspondence

Replacing Gaddafi's insane #tentlife as (inhumane, reprehensible) #dictatorgoals

Cody John, Live From Soho House
Jun 12

Jun 12 Cody John, Live From Soho House

Chloe Gordon
Drunk Literature

Bringing you a short story by the voice of our generation.

A Timely Ranking Of All Of The Spice Girls Music Videos That Matter
Jun 7

Jun 7 A Timely Ranking Of All Of The Spice Girls Music Videos That Matter

Chloe Gordon
Pop Cultures

If you don't remember the Who Do You Think You Are music video, I don't care about you.

Lee's A Flamingo
Jun 7

Jun 7 Lee's A Flamingo

Chloe Gordon
Rachel, The Bachelor, The Bachelorette

Life is good and I am watching this episode of the Bachelorette from a Starbucks with some big dogs.

Ashton's Big Come Back
May 30

May 30 Ashton's Big Come Back

Chloe Gordon
The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Rachel

I take back 80% of the snark I've ever had about this incredible television series.

FORGET RACHEL Here's Copper The Dog
May 23

May 23 FORGET RACHEL Here's Copper The Dog

Chloe Gordon
The Bachelorette, The Bachelor, Rachel

Week one of the Bachelorette is mostly boring, you heard it here first.

Please, Somebody, Buy Me This Useless Water Bottle
May 5

May 5 Please, Somebody, Buy Me This Useless Water Bottle

Chloe Gordon
Shopping List, Gem State, Friday Roundup

I am a girl who knows what I want, and what I want is a water bottle full of rocks.

This Is A Business Model I Can Get Behind
May 3

May 3 This Is A Business Model I Can Get Behind

Chloe Gordon

There really isn't anything better than paying for things that are already free

Regarding the time I moved to the Bahamas for two months for four days
Apr 30

Apr 30 Regarding the time I moved to the Bahamas for two months for four days

Chloe Gordon

I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed living it

Crazy Rabbit Lady, You Are My Life Now
Apr 27

Apr 27 Crazy Rabbit Lady, You Are My Life Now

Chloe Gordon
Social Science

I am honestly worried this woman murdered her baby rabbit for attention.

Friday Round-Up 4.7.17
Apr 7

Apr 7 Friday Round-Up 4.7.17

Chloe Gordon
Friday Roundup
Greetings From Obsidian, Idaho
Apr 6

Apr 6 Greetings From Obsidian, Idaho

Chloe Gordon
Gem State

Broadcasting from the best little whorehouse in central Idaho

Friday Round-Up 3/31/17
Mar 31

Mar 31 Friday Round-Up 3/31/17

Chloe Gordon
Friday Roundup
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