Friday Round-Up 4.7.17
Bringing you the best of the news + Internet since late 2016.
Sergey Brin thinks he's gonna live forever, which probably means that when singularity comes, the robots will kill him first.
Some genius is making a killing writing dino-erotica. But according to Amazon they're only available as e-books.
This white dude is really trying to convince us that his ex is crazy, but if you read carefully you'll notice that for some reason he won't give her stuff back.
The Bad News:
North Korea will probably blow us up soon, Russia will probably blow us up soon, and Iran will probably blow us up soon.
The Good News:
Jared Kushner is on it.