Sean Spicer Is Probably A Serial Killer

^^Nope.

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Look, a LOT of people have been making jokes about his bizarre, Trumpian feud with Dippin' Dots. But PLEASE forget all of that noise and focus on this bone-chilling piece of information buried deep in the New York Times' puff piece section: 

"In 2016, he told The Washington Post that he chews dozens of pieces of cinnamon-flavored gum each day, swallowing each one whole."

I have never been more serious when I say this is the behavior of a sociopath.