Friday Round Up 3/3/17
Bringing you the best of news + Internet since late 2016.
I guess the headlining story has to be that the guitarist from Blink-182 is actually making progress in his quest to become the craziest person ever.
But like, speaking of Aliens...
This more or less confirms that the UFO FILES EXIST and that George W is living his best life in the Trump era.
Nick Viall is launching a men's beauty product line. I signed up for the newsletter, but haven't heard a damn thing. (Thanks for nothing, Nick.)
Remember to thank the Internet every day, for always giving us what we want.