Friday Round-Up 3.24.17

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John Mayer is still the worst person in the entire world. I don't feel like I need to elaborate. But I will:

“I’m a young guy. I like girls. I want girls to like me. I want to make music and be thought of as attractive. I was finally ready to re-enter that world and grow back into it.”

Huma Abedine has an insane type. I really can't stop thinking about it. 

Tony V. Anthony: Battle for Huma's Heart 

Jimmy Fallon did his first likable thing of 2017. But he looks so mad to be there.

Migos stop by the Tonight Show offices and perform "Bad and Boujee" on office supplies. Instrument list below. Instrument list below: Jimmy - iPhone Tones Questlove - Scissors, Electric Stapler Black Thought - Thumbtack Shaker James Poyser - Coffee Pots Mark Kelley - Keyboard Washboard Captain Kirk - Tissue Box Guitar with Rubber Band Strings Frank Knuckles - Water Cooler Jug Bongo Kamal Gray - Paper Rips Tuba Gooding Jr.

Do people know about Dancing With The Stars? Do they know about David Ross? Do they know David Ross is on Dancing With The Stars? It's adorable. 

Bro is Tomi Lahren even a real bigot if she doesn't hate all women? 

And that's it. Those are the only things that happened this week.