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Hangover Roundup


I am so hungover I am going to die, I am sure of it. But here are the things I learned today.

Bradley Cooper used to host a Lonely Planet show on the Travel Channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1PBQGaHnPg

My destiny is to be an E News reporter, there is no other path.

Penne A La Vodka may or may not lead straight to sex (it doesn’t) http://jezebel.com/its-not-the-penne-its-the-pussy-1785757407

The craziest dentist in the entire world lives in Mississippi (which, incidentally, is the craziest place in the world) https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-watch/wp/2016/08/24/expert-witness-goes-nuts-during-questioning-for-mississippi-death-penalty-case/?utm_term=.892986c729ef

I am still Team Paris http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,1052425,00.html

This place will soon have all of my money http://www.avocaderia.com/

Seriously, do people know about E News?


This month needs to end

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