I am so hungover I am going to die, I am sure of it. But here are the things I learned today.
Bradley Cooper used to host a Lonely Planet show on the Travel Channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1PBQGaHnPg
My destiny is to be an E News reporter, there is no other path.
Penne A La Vodka may or may not lead straight to sex (it doesn’t) http://jezebel.com/its-not-the-penne-its-the-pussy-1785757407
The craziest dentist in the entire world lives in Mississippi (which, incidentally, is the craziest place in the world) https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-watch/wp/2016/08/24/expert-witness-goes-nuts-during-questioning-for-mississippi-death-penalty-case/?utm_term=.892986c729ef
I am still Team Paris http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,1052425,00.html
This place will soon have all of my money http://www.avocaderia.com/
Seriously, do people know about E News?