Sean Spicer Is Probably A Serial Killer
Look, a LOT of people have been making jokes about his bizarre, Trumpian feud with Dippin' Dots. But PLEASE forget all of that noise and focus on this bone-chilling piece of information buried deep in the New York Times' puff piece section:
"In 2016, he told The Washington Post that he chews dozens of pieces of cinnamon-flavored gum each day, swallowing each one whole."
I have never been more serious when I say this is the behavior of a sociopath.